“Bruce Lee ain’t got sh*t on him. It’s like sleeping with a UFC fighter.” – Wife
Warriors baller Draymond Green is taking his second L of this week after his girlfriend filed for divorce, because she’s tired of being kicked in the back while sleeping with her soon to be husband.
“He just can’t control that leg. It’s like it got a mind of its own.”
Draymond asked his fiancee to stay with him if he promises to trade legs with Derrick Rose since his don’t work.